was haltet ihr von bush...(634x gelesen)
|mal was zum nachdenken:|
I'm really excited by George Bush's latest reason for bombing Iraq:
he's running out of patience. And so am I!
For some time now I've been really****d off with Mr Johnson,
who lives a couple of doors down the street. Well, him and
Mr Patel, who runs the health food shop. They both give me
queer looks, and I'm sure Mr Johnson is planning something
nasty for me, but so far I haven't been able to discover what.
I've been round to his place a few times to see what he's up to,
but he's got everything well hidden. That's how devious he is.
As for Mr Patel, don't ask me how I know, I just know - from very
good sources - that he is, in reality, a Mass Murderer. I have leafleted
the street telling them that if we don't act first, he'll pick us off one by one.
Some of my neighbours say, if I've got proof, why don't I go to the police?
But that's simply ridiculous. The police will say that they need evidence
of a crime with which to charge my neighbours. They'll come up with endless
red tape and quibbling about the rights and wrongs of a pre-emptive strike and
all the while Mr Johnson will be finalising his plans to do terrible things to me,
while Mr Patel will be secretly murdering people. Since I'm the only one in the
street with a decent range of automatic firearms, I reckon it's up to me to keep
the peace. But until recently that's been a little difficult.
Now, however, George W. Bush has made it clear that all I need to do is run
out of patience, and then I can wade in and do whatever I want! And let's face it,
Mr Bush's carefully thought-out policy towards Iraq is the only
way to bring about international peace and security. The one certain way to stop
Muslim fundamentalist suicide bombers targeting the US or the UK is to bomb
a few Muslim countries that have never threatened us. That's why I want to blow
up Mr Johnson's garage and kill his wife and children.
Strike first! That'll teach him a lesson. Then he'll leave us in peace and stop
peering at me in that totally unacceptable way.
Mr Bush makes it clear that all he needs to know before bombing Iraq is that
Saddam is a really nasty man and that he has weapons of mass destruction -
even if no one can find them. I'm certain I've just as much justification for killing
Mr Johnson's wife and children as Mr Bush has for bombing Iraq. Mr Bush's long-term
aim is to make the world a safer place by eliminating 'rogue states' and 'terrorism'.
It's such a clever long-term aim because how can you ever know when you've achieved it?
How will Mr Bush know when he's wiped out all terrorists? When every single terrorist is dead?
But then a terrorist is only a terrorist once he's committed an act of terror.
What about would-be terrorists? These are the ones you really want to eliminate, since most
of the known terrorists, being suicide bombers, have already eliminated themselves.
Perhaps Mr Bush needs to wipe out everyone who could possibly be a future terrorist?
Maybe he can't be sure he's achieved his objective until every Muslim fundamentalist is dead?
But then some moderate Muslims might convert to fundamentalism. Maybe the only really safe
thing to do would be for Mr Bush to eliminate all Muslims? It's the same in my street. Mr Johnson
and Mr Patel are just the tip of the iceberg. There are dozens of other people in the street who I
don't like and who - quite frankly - look at me in odd ways. No one will be really safe until I've wiped
them all out. My wife says I might be going too far but I tell her I'm simply using the same logic as the
President of the United States. That shuts her up. Like Mr Bush, I've run out of patience, and if that's a
good enough reason for the
President, it's good enough for me. I'm going to give the whole street two weeks - no, 10 days -
to come out in the open and hand over all aliens and interplanetary hijackers, galactic outlaws and
masterminds, and if they don't hand them over nicely and say 'Thank you', I'm going to bomb the
entire street to kingdom come. It's just as sane as what George W. Bush is proposing - and, in
contrast to what he's intending,
my policy will destroy only one street.
also ich hätte einfach mal ein paar meinungen dazu was denkt ihr über die ganze geschichte?
aber den bush find ich aus prinzip schonmal vollkommen unterbelichtet und unfähig
|ich weiß es is lang sollen ja auch nur denkanstöße sein:P aber du kennst dich ja denk ich mal so und so aus |
|aha..les ich mir auch BESTIMMT durch|
|ich hab darüber keine meinung weil wenn bringt die meinungsäusserung eh nix weil der typ mir ein lutschen kann|
ich hab filme gesehen wie fahrenheit 911 und keine ahnung wie die andern alle heissen
das sind alles bloss verschwörungstheorien wie der ganze scheiss mit vatikan undso...
letztendlich werden wir wenn sowieso nix erfahren wie es wirklich ist und war und so
also... einfach gedanken da wegnehmen... weil is sinnfrei und zeitverschwendung und so...
|@lärminator: du hast bei den ersten beiden absätzen das "und so" vergessen|
|alles was von der herrschenden meinung in den deppenmedien abweicht ist "verschwörungstheorie" |
und zu 90% zutreffend
|wenn ich shakira sehe und dann bush...denk ich immer dass gleiche...WAS FÜR EIN A.SCH...|
...hehe...hat mal eina jesacht
|wenn ich in den spiegel auf mein hintern gucke denk ich immer ... boah was für ein arsch...|
und wenn ich deiner mama auf den hintern guck denk ich immer... boah wasn riesen arsch...
|ich sprech hier keinen an...|
nich das ihr beleidigt seid und so...
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