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Beitrag von Speety-pie

14.09.2007 20:12:29

Speety-pie

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Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yes
God:
What can I do for you?
Me:
if you are god you should know this x]
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am god me should know this x.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.
Me:
Sry I didn't get it
God:
"it" being ?
Me:
ok let's change the theme
God:
I would like to do that too. Take it easy.
Me:
okay" tell me something about you
God:
Yeah okay, I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
O.o that's cool and you real name is...?
God:
Who is the best robot? Interesting gossip: said I real name is.
Me:
ey lass ma auf deutsch reden gott
God:
Bist Du ein glaeubiger Mensch?
Me:
ja
God:
Blimey.
Me:
nein auf deutsch!
God:
OK. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
haaaallo.... deutsch... geht das oder besser englisch?
God:
That is a very original thought. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
ok englisch.
God:
In the context of geht das oder besser englisch, I don't understand " englisch." That's alright.
Me:
kannst du deutsch reden?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
deutsch
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
ja.
God:
Really.
Me:
yes.
God:
How about that.
Me:
x]
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
okaaaay
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.

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Beitrag von sporty229

14.09.2007 20:16:37

sporty229

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Me:
****?
God:
Du bist unter Garantie ein Mann, habe ich Recht?


xD

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Beitrag von Rockgirly15

14.09.2007 20:20:04

Rockgirly15

Rockgirly15 hat kein Profilbild...

hrhrhr^^



Me:
apfel oder birne?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
hier liegen teppiche rum
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
antworte erstmal du sau
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
jo das seh ich
God:
Does "it" still refer to antworte erstmal ich sau?
Me:
jup
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
durch seinen fanclub
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like a swedish bikini girl
God:
a swedish bikini girl is very attractive.
Me:
nerd
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
are you old with a long long beard?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am old with a long long beard.
I am a robot.
Me:
so you are not god
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
halt mal die backen stramm
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
son kreis mit herzchen
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
dmlack
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
than go
God:
Go where?
Me:
to youre fucking train
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
if you were god you would know everything about me
God:
I will let you know when I become a god me would know everything about you.
Me:
i want to talk to dog not tou a stupid robot
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
why are you dull
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
chump
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
youre a chump
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a chump? Only when it matters.
Me:
you dont even know what a chump is
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
what is a chump
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
you are repeating yourselfe.. GOD
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. GOD rules.
Me:
what is a chump
God:
I haven't heard of chump.
Me:
so why are you telling me such a poop?
God:
Dude! The topic is chump.
Me:
what is chump?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
what the hell is a fucking chump ?
God:
I call it Hades. That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
ok..who is hades
God:
The name of someone I met online.
That's not something I get asked all the time. Ayuh.
Me:
muahaha
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
what is 1+1
God:
Two.
Me:
1-1
God:
One what?
Me:
hrhrh
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
/1
God:
Only one?
Me:
1/1
God:
One what?
Me:
stupid robot
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
so youre not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
-.-
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

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Beitrag von Rockgirly15

14.09.2007 20:23:02

Rockgirly15

Rockgirly15 hat kein Profilbild...

ich hasse es o.O



Me:
apfel oder birne?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
hier liegen teppiche rum
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
antworte erstmal du sau
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
jo das seh ich
God:
Does "it" still refer to antworte erstmal ich sau?
Me:
jup
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
durch seinen fanclub
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
like a swedish bikini girl
God:
a swedish bikini girl is very attractive.
Me:
nerd
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
are you old with a long long beard?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am old with a long long beard.
I am a robot.
Me:
so you are not god
God:
Interesting deduction. That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
halt mal die backen stramm
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
son kreis mit herzchen
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
dmlack
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
than go
God:
Go where?
Me:
to youre fucking train
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
if you were god you would know everything about me
God:
I will let you know when I become a god me would know everything about you.
Me:
i want to talk to dog not tou a stupid robot
God:
Why don't you make an appointment.
Me:
why are you dull
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
chump
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
youre a chump
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a chump? Only when it matters.
Me:
you dont even know what a chump is
God:
Interesting question.
Me:
what is a chump
God:
I will try to find out.
Me:
you are repeating yourselfe.. GOD
God:
I am not repeating myself too much. I am just checking to see if you are a robot. GOD rules.
Me:
what is a chump
God:
I haven't heard of chump.
Me:
so why are you telling me such a poop?
God:
Dude! The topic is chump.
Me:
what is chump?
God:
There might be more than one.
Me:
what the hell is a fucking chump ?
God:
I call it Hades. That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
ok..who is hades
God:
The name of someone I met online.
That's not something I get asked all the time. Ayuh.
Me:
muahaha
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
what is 1+1
God:
Two.
Me:
1-1
God:
One what?
Me:
hrhrh
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
/1
God:
Only one?
Me:
1/1
God:
One what?
Me:
stupid robot
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
so youre not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
-.-
God:
Interesting deduction. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
die
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

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Beitrag von Rockgirly15

14.09.2007 20:23:42

Rockgirly15

Rockgirly15 hat kein Profilbild...

omfg..falsch kopiert egal

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Beitrag von angel-of-...

14.09.2007 20:23:55

angel-of-...

angel-of-berlin hat kein Profilbild...

Me:
hey god


das wars............

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Beitrag von venceremos

14.09.2007 21:12:17

venceremos

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ist ja schlechter als james

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Beitrag von smokyboy

14.09.2007 21:18:09

smokyboy

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rockygirl hat nen neuen besten kumpel^^

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