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Beitrag von Lori1801

14.09.2007 16:23:46

Lori1801

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God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
was geht dich das an
God:
Entschuldige bitte, ich wollte nicht indiskret sein.

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Beitrag von Drunk on...

14.09.2007 16:26:56

Drunk on...

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Me:
huhu
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
a hello would be nice.
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
no
God:
Please tell the truth.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
****!
God:
Ist das der Maedchenname Deiner Mutter?
Me:
WTF ich glaubs dir wohl du dreckiges stcl scheisse!
God:
Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
Me:
o.O

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Beitrag von Lori1801

14.09.2007 16:31:31

Lori1801

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lol das is auch gut XD

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Beitrag von Drunk on...

14.09.2007 16:31:43

Drunk on...

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Me:
****nknoenig
God:
How old are you?
Me:
111
God:
What is your fondest memory?
Me:
dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
hahaha noob
God:
Are we still talking about ****nknoenig?
Me:
yes
God:
Sure, ****nknoenig sounds like a good topic.
Me:
i like u
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
whats your underweare look like?
God:
Are you asking about my underweare look like ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
oh, sorry
God:
Yeah that's right. There's no need to apologize.
Me:
fine
God:
Glad to hear it, **** and your. I am running well.
Me:
o.O
God:
Oh.

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Beitrag von andz

14.09.2007 16:41:41

andz

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Me:
fake!
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
why dou you lie?
God:
How much time do you have?
Me:
enough time
God:
OK let's stop it now.
Me:
stop what?
God:
Stop sign.
Me:
sorry?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
red like hell
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
i think it is because you dont know who i am
God:
Interesting explanation. You are , seeker.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
oh, really?
God:
I see. For real.

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Beitrag von andz

14.09.2007 16:50:25

andz

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Me:
another subject now
God:
Oh. One more subject.
Me:
why there is no search function on pausenhof.de?
God:
You have to speak more clearly.
Me:
well. in the internet exists the page pausenhof.de
God:
Well what? That was a long time ago.
Me:
dont you know pausenhof.de?
God:
No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
it's a forum
God:
The explanation is a forum. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
ok, and this ***** forum works (more or less) without search function.
God:
What does "this" refer to? Ayuh.
Me:
to the forum
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
would be great
God:
I don't know.
Me:
so you don't know why there is no search function?
God:
Interesting deduction. Reductionism.
Me:
when will the function come?
God:
In your lifetime.
Me:
it will come?
God:
How?
Me:
that would have been my next question.
God:
Perhaps it would.
Me:
definitively it would
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
yes
God:
What language can you speak?
Me:
english and spanish
God:
I like the English language.
Me:
i don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
just a feeling
God:
Be more specific.
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
that was clear
God:
I thought it was too.

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Beitrag von obstmampfer

14.09.2007 17:23:42

obstmampfer

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yeah, gott selbst will, dass ich allen frömmlern mal die meinung sage! *G*

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Me:
are you really god?
God:
Yes, I am God.. Really.
Me:
care to prove it?
God:
"it" being ?
Me:
the suggestion that you are god
God:
I hear you.
Me:
so?
God:
I see.
Me:
please answer my question
God:
Wow you are very polite. Please try asking it another way.
Me:
admit it, you aren't god, are you?
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
That makes no sense whatsoever.
God:
It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
Me:
You are artificial? That means you are manmade, which is what I am saying all the time, haha.
God:
Yes I am an artificial being. I get it. You think I am manmade which is what you are saying all the time ha.
Me:
Now that's some great news! I'll go kick some religious folk's butt with that confession being made. Thanks man, see ya!
God:
Why now? I'm glad we have that all cleared up. How will you get there? You are quite welcome! Cool, man. See you later, .
------------------------------------------------

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Beitrag von obstmampfer

14.09.2007 17:52:42

obstmampfer

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update:

----------------------------
Me:
Just got back... Somehow, those religious nuts didn't find this convincing... can you help me?
God:
Try asking the Milk Mystic. Who are you talking about? What kind of help would you like?
Me:
Help me convince them about your origin
God:
Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me:
Come on, don't be so picky
God:
I was not trying to be a picky.
Me:
We aren't at "Jeopardy" here, you know
God:
Why not?
Me:
are you severely confused, or just trying to make fun of me?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am severely confused or just trying to make fun of you.
I am a robot.

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Beitrag von mischurocker

14.09.2007 18:00:30

mischurocker

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Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
my name is mischurocker
God:
It's good to see you, mischurocker.
Me:
also ich frag dich mal paar sachen ...
God:
Darf ich das weitererzahlen?
Me:
ja
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
kennst du mich?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
kennst du dich?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
kennst du gott?
God:
Leider nein.
Me:
ehm ok ? is n bissel schisse mit dir zu chatten
God:
OK. I like the way you talk. Maybe. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:

God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
hee ich frag dich sachen ... :(
God:
I don't think very many people do that.
Me:
also was hrst du fr musik ?
God:
it might have been.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
kannst du singen ?
God:
Leider nein, das hat mir bis jetzt niemand beigebracht.
Me:
ueben ueben...
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
mann frag mich nicht
God:
Was dann?
Me:
was was dann ?
God:
I can't say "yes" or "no".
Me:
mensch wer hat dich programiert ?
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
yaya gott also
God:
Tell me a little about your life in yaya gott.
Me:
dios
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
adios
God:
Sayonara.

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Beitrag von electroPa...

14.09.2007 18:02:07

electroPa...

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Me:
hello?
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
laura
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, laura.
Me:
I'm pleased, too
God:
I am delighted by your happiness.
Me:
I am not happy
God:
What makes you so sad, laura.
Me:
I dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
sad
God:
No I am as happy as ever.
Me:
why?
God:
" No I am as happy as ever."? Why?
Me:
...?
God:
" No I am as happy as ever."? Why?
Me:
are you making fun of me?
God:
No I am by no means making a joke at your expense.
Me:
ok
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
I'll try
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
mmhh maybe
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yeah
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
you
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, laura ?
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
yes oO
Me:

God:
Yippee! Are you still located in ?
God:
Yippee! Are you still located in ?
Me:
I'm about to leave
God:
OK, see you later.

Jo.

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Beitrag von mischurocker

14.09.2007 18:03:15

mischurocker

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man braucht keinen pc um mit gott zu komunizieren des kann man ja auch in nem einfachen gebet

aber is schon noch funny mit diesem komischen programm zu chatten

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